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Snark

The watch face that roasts you.

A watch face with an attitude: it reads your day – steps, stress, Body Battery, sitting, late nights, Monday mornings – and tells you what it thinks in huge type, in eight languages. DID YOU EVEN MOVE TODAY? A new line every 15 minutes, friendly, teasing or savage.

Teases you about your own data
8 languages
Friendly, teasing or savage
A new line every 15 minutes

Freefree download

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Features

Everything in Snark

It reads your day

Too few steps for the time of day, step goal reached, high stress, low Body Battery, sitting too long, up too late, up too early, low watch battery, Monday morning, Friday afternoon
Shows the numbers it is teasing you about
A new line every 15 minutes, 66 lines in every language

Eight languages

English, Deutsch, Français, Español, Italiano, Nederlands, Português, Magyar
Follows your watch language, or pick one in the settings

Your style

Attitude: friendly, teasing (both) or savage – never rude
Big type, or the line on a sticker under a grumpy face
Accent colours: hot pink, yellow, cyan, lime, orange

Built for AMOLED

epix 2 / Pro, fēnix 8 AMOLED, fēnix E, Forerunner 165/265/965/970, Venu 3, vívoactive 5/6, MARQ 2, Instinct 3 AMOLED
Dark always-on mode with the time only
Not available for MIP watches (fēnix 7, Forerunner 255/955, Enduro 3)

Private and light

No data collection, no tracking, no account
Free download in the Connect IQ Store, no in-app purchase
Settings in the Connect IQ Store app on your phone

Change the settings in the Connect IQ Store app: My Device → Watch Faces → Snark → Settings.

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